Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...