The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...