I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...