Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...