Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...