Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.