Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...