No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...