Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...