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The Shoplifter…
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Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
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George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
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Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
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Gas Station
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