WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...