Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...