Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...