Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...