The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...