Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
between a fly and a bird
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Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...