Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...