Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...