cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...