Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...