What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...