Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...