The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...