Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...