How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!