Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...