Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...