The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...