Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...