Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...