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What’s an Australian kiss?
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And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
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A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
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The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
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A wish for Christmas
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