DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Mind telling me the time?
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Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
A guide to walking tigers
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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
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I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around