mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...