yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...