Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...