Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...