Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...