Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...