Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...