Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...