Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...