What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
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Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
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Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
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Married Men’s Magazine
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
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AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
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