The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...