Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....