Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....