between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...