Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...