Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...