Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...