A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...